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This fun page is for all of the mothers of the world who lovingly try to teach their kids some of life's most important lessons.
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My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait until your father gets home."
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My Mother taught me about RECEIVING...
"You are going to get it when we get home!"
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My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!"
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My Mother taught me LOGIC...
"If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
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My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE...
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
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My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD...
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."
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My Mother taught me HUMOR...
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
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My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
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My Mother taught me about my ROOTS...
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"
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My Mother taught me about GENETICS...
"You're just like your father."
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My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE...
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."
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My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE...
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
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My mother taught me about RELIGION...
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
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My mother taught me about ENVY...
"There are millions of children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
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My mother taught me about FORESIGHT...
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
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My mother taught me about IRONY...
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
And last but not least...
• My Mother taught me about JUSTICE...
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see what it's like!"
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